Funny SMS

Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai! "Funny SMS"
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
Ladke ne Ladki ko Aankh maari
Ladki: Mai esi wesi ladki nahi hu ..
Ladka: Wo to theek hai par check karna hamara Farz banta hai!!
Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:
Waah, Kya Maal Hai..
Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:
Maal To Jhakkass hai..
Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.
Whatsapp would be a disaster if
‘Last Seen At’
was changed to
‘Last Seen With’.
Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA’
Badi muddat baad
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh..
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Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha..
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Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai..!!!
Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon?
Wife: Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah??
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Husband: Silent..(thinking.. Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!) "Funny SMS"
Kehte hai agar Dil se akhein band karo to..
Life me jisko Pyaar karte ho uski Tasveer dikhti hai..!!
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To maine bhi Try kiya..
Saala Slide Show Start ho gaya.
Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU..
muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo..
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
I Love You is a mathematical formula
Where
Love is constant
And
You is variable.
Na ishq kar mere yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai. 
Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai,
shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas dikhti hai,
Hum logo kaise samjhaye..
ki har zakkas ladki ki ‘MAA’ hume apni ‘SAAS’ lagti hai.
Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,
Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,
MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost..
Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti
Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai,
jo apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de,
bas aise dost ki talaash hai!
Jaan I can’t live without you!
Will you marry me?
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Here is the KILLING Reply –
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Kaun mar raha hai ab!
I lost all my contacts,
kindly msg me your name.
Agar koi Ladki make-up karke,
Sajdhaj kar,
New dress pehan kar,
Shaadi,
Party,
ya kisi function me
ja rahi ho..
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Toh samajh lo..
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Next day ya to uski profile pic change hogi ya… "Funny SMS"
Jhuta tha wo Dost..!!
Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi maango de dunga,
Aaj woh apni girlfriend ko Jaan kehta hai,
Aur maango to kamina gaaliya deta hai…
Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai
2 Boys were Following 2 Gals
Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them:
what will u do now..
Boys: Dude, u marry my sister,
i will marry ur sister
Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,
Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..
DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?
Newton in romantic mood:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed,
Only it can transfer from 1 girlfriend to
another girlfriend with some loss of money.
Ladki ki shadi mein uska purana Boyfriend bhi
aaya tha Sab ne us-se pucha kya aap hi dulhe ho?
Boy: nahi mein to semi-final mein har gaya tha
Final dekhne aaya hu!
Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,
Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge,
Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se,
Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge.. "Funny SMS"

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