New Year 2017 Jokes

New Year 2017 is the time to make fun with friends and relatives. Fun has always been associated with festivals. People make fun to enjoy these moments and to make others smile. There are numerous fun activities that people do on New Year Eve but the use of New Year fun jokes is very popular. People send New Year fun Jokes to their friends and relatives by email and SMS etc. This is a god way to add fun in the New Year celebration. You can find the New Year fun jokes on the web in abundance. You can also write these jokes in the New Year greeting cards to make others laugh on New Year Eve. These jokes are available free on web. A few of such New Year fun jokes are given below:

  • To kick start my New Year:
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • A friend asks his friend 4 a cigarette. His friend says
  • I think u made a New Year resolution 2 quit smoking.
  • The man says. I am in the process of quitting. Right now
  • I am in the middle of phase 1. Whats phase 1?
  • Ive quit buying.
  • An optimist stays up until midnight 2 sees the New Year in.
  • A pessimist stays up 2 make sure the old yr leaves.
  • When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year 2017, I gave up thinking.
  • Youth is when youre allowed to stay up late on New Years Eve. Middle age is when youre forced to
  • God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
  • The only way to spend New Years Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
  
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