Funny Resolutions

New Year 2017 is the time to give blessings to each other. It is the time to think about the New Year and plan the life in the coming year. There is tradition of making New Year resolution that means planning to adopt good habits and to get rid of the bad habits. Most of people make one or more resolutions on New Year. These resolutions are of many kinds depending on the seriousness of the people. Some people make some funny resolutions to make others laugh. The funny New Year resolutions are the creations of some naughty minds and source of great fun and joy. The list of New Year funny resolutions is endless. You can easily find them on web and use them for making fun. These are available free on internet. A list of a few New Year 2017 funny resolutions is given below:

  • I will
  • Stop licking frozen flag poles.
  • Start washing my hands after I use the restroom.
  • Claim all my pets as dependents on my taxes
  • Go back to school to avoid paying my student loans.
  • Help kids stay safe by not texting on my cell phone while eating McDonald’s and speeding through crosswalks in school zones with a frost covered windshield
  • Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine
  • Stop buttering my doughnuts
  • Drive myself to the fitness center when I feel like going from now on ... because walking there makes me perspire.
  • Wear something other than sweat pants to the grocery store ... oops ... there I go again!
  • Keep my opinions to myself
  •  Stop considering other peoples feelings when they so obviously dont consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, Ill tell him he stinks!
  • Not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.

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