Funny Greetings

New Year 2017 is time of making fun and joy and time for greeting our friends and relatives. Greeting our friends and relatives is an age old tradition. We send our greetings by cards, by emails and by SMSs etc. The New Year greetings are every type like emotional, romantic and funny greetings. The funny greetings are to wish the New Year to someone as well as to bring the smile on the face. Funny New Year greetings are very popular and can be find on many websites on internet. These greetings are the creation of some humorous minds. A few of New Year funny greetings are given below for you.

  • May you let go of a core belief this year and see the beauty and splendor of reality.
  • This bright New Year is given me, to live each day with zest, to daily grow and try to be my highest and my best!
  • May you be hospitable to love, kindness, joy and criticism! Happy New Year 2017!
  • Youth counts down until midnight to celebrate the arrival of a new year. Maturity counts down until midnight to celebrate the time that they can finally get to bed.
  • New Years Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
  • I don’t want to wish you a new year since it’ll make you feel even older.
  • I wish you get 12 months of love, 52 weeks of happiness and 365 days to get to see me!
  • May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
  • May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, and your siblings; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.
  • May what you see in the mirror delight you and what others see in you delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

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